top 45 oxymorons

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 05-Apr-2008 21:27:16

45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation

40. Airline Food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization

35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead

30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence

25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."

20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force

15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased

10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly

5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works

Post 2 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Saturday, 05-Apr-2008 21:36:59

LOL. I like these. We're all guilty of saying them all the time.

Post 3 by Brooke (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 05-Apr-2008 22:29:48

LOL, those are awesome!

Post 4 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Tuesday, 08-Apr-2008 11:58:09

LOL, I'm guilty of saying most of those!!

Post 5 by midnight sun (you can't catch me, i'm the palobread man) on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2008 9:47:19

lol, love some especially the number one lol!

Post 6 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Sunday, 13-Apr-2008 20:21:15

lol agree with poster four.